zeldathemes
Hi, Gaya here, 27, from Yerevan, Armenia.

This is my book blog. My main blog is openinvitation, don't be surprised to get a follow back from it.

My TV shows and films

My main obsession for a long time now is Stephen King. I read sci-fi, horror, fantasy, science books. The best story I have ever read is The Dark Tower, so expect a lot of that on your dashboard if you follow me.

Long day and pleasant nights.
A Tower Junkie

xayyvier:

[ whispers in ur ear ] need a book to read?

[ BLOWS THE HORN OF ELD ] HOW ABOUT THE GUNSLINGER BY STEPHEN KING

[ CRASHES THROUGH YOUR WALL WITH SANDALWOOD GUNS ]  TIME TRAVEL? WESTERNS? ARTHURIAN LEGENDS? NEW YORK? ALL COVERED

bearmouth:

bearmouth:

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levythemachine:

Shardik from The Dark Tower

levythemachine:

Shardik from The Dark Tower

  #the dark tower    #shardik  

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand.
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer: I don't understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
  #the fault in our stars    #john green    #tfios  
watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

  #john green  

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars

And now we wait until John Green finds this

  #john green  

nudityandnerdery:

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

Not according to the Dothraki.