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Hi, Gaya here, 27, from Yerevan, Armenia.

This is my book blog. My main blog is openinvitation, don't be surprised to get a follow back from it.

My TV shows and films

My main obsession for a long time now is Stephen King. I read sci-fi, horror, fantasy, science books. The best story I have ever read is The Dark Tower, so expect a lot of that on your dashboard if you follow me.

Long day and pleasant nights.
A Tower Junkie

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand.
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer: I don't understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
  #the fault in our stars    #john green    #tfios  
watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

  #john green  

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars

And now we wait until John Green finds this

  #john green  

nudityandnerdery:

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

Not according to the Dothraki.

  #the dark tower    #stephen king  

christianward:

Here’s the process behind my Dark Tower Cover 

  #the dark tower    #graphic novels  

coyotelips:

miirkwoods:

modern day tolkien elves

modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open

modern day elves straightening each other hair

modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow

modern day elves shooting with compound bows

just modern day elves

"Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see"

"the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill"

"choice"

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

  #the dark tower    #the fault in our stars